Butlins in Bognor is alright – out of season at least. Having returned from a church weekend there today, I have nothing but praise for two members of staff I came across. They may be paid pittance by their employer, (a tad more than I am on!) but they were helpful and thoughtful.
Between the meetings, the coffee drinking and socialising, we ensured that our boys were given the opportunity to let off steam, run around and get some well needed exercise. Fortunately (?) the onsite facilities include an indoor soft play-aparatus-thingy, with carefully constructed ladders, slides, ropes, walkways and tunnels and alike. So far so good…
Thirty minutes later our two boys emerged, sweaty, tired, clothes akimbo but full of smiles. Very soon, however, I realised that younger son had a bump on his forehead and it was getting bigger, I picked him up and got a member of staff to lead the way the First Aid office.
Calmly and without causing ‘J’ any further distress, Laura (our nurse for the day), diligently checked little fella over, and then applied a cold compress, gave me a spare for later, filled in the necessary accident report and gave him a packet of chocolate buttons and a finger of fudge for his trouble. At least, I think they were for him. Needless to say he was still rather dazed and didn’t get to sample the chocolate till a lot later. After giving me directions to the nearest hospital if needed, she wished us both well and enjoyable (rest of our) weekend.
This morning (Sunday) we had an unexpected visitor call at our chalet, Laura had come to see her “first patient of 2009” and check all was as it should be. Not wanting too much fuss, her subject scrambled under the kitchen table, leaving me to report back before showing her his bruised, but thankfully, deflated forehead.
As for Sid he came and attended to our toilet never-ending flush predicament within half an hour of being alerted on the Saturday morning, and Trevor, on litter patrol, must have seen the father and son sprint team in action towards the first aid office, because on this and two further occasions when he saw us, made an effort to ask after the patient.
Bizzarely, later in the day, and for very different reasons I found myself directing both my brother in law AND his wife to the same First Aid centre.
Yes, there are some lessons / morals to be learned here…
1 Don’t go on holiday with relatives, (only joking!)
2 Don’t judge anyone by their cover or Butlins uniform,
3 Should I ever return to Butlins in Bognor, with or without my family, I know I will be well cared for. Thank you Butlins staff, one and all.